ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! THIS IS THE TEAPOT'S WEBPAGE, NOT ALFA MALL'S OFFICIAL PAGE!!
Microsoft Billy, Microsoft Adam, and Microsoft Jessica wants a tea! :)
Don't believe me? Click anywhere and listen closely...
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out!